Today I just opened hundreds of dildo

Dear Diary <3

Today I just opened hundreds of dildo’, from small to absolutely HUGE. I was imagining the guys lifting this giant box to the front door and struggling finding out that they were just heaving giant rubber cocks :’)
I don’t think I need to go to the gym in the future, I think I could just lift some of these big ones up and down, maybe I could make a workout video >.<

Beyond my day being filled up with opening up sex toy packages, I’ve also just realised that I’m not 5’6.. I’m 5’4? I was measuring myself for a new cosplay that I’m ordering for a Harry Potter themed party (Hermione’s prom dress). I don’t even know where the number I had before came from lol! maybe I’m just silly and don’t understand math.. but 165cm is 5’4 right?! Anyway, thinking you’re taller and finding out you’re smaller is kinda odd, it changes your perspective of things.. maybe I need to hire one of you to come and measure my bust, just to make sure I don’t get it wrong? hehe >:)

I’m going to go for a walk now, give me a song to listen to <3 I’m going to listen to them all.. in return, I’ll give you one of my favourite songs at the moment..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZSSHWamGk0 I hope you like it <3

 

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  1. My favorite song too Clario – Sofia but the imagination of guys lifting the giant box and just having giant rubber cocks was actually hilarious :’)

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